No, I'm not bitter, I'm not mad
Well, maybe just a little, just a tad..
I know every apple here ain't bad
But I found a worm in every single one I had
Boys, they're only good for fruit (I mean bananas)
Boys, them boys are nuts
They're driving me bananas
Oh boys, you should pack 'em up and ship 'em out
I hate boys but boys love me
I think they suck and my friends agree
I. Hate. Boys
We would all be happy, all be glad
If sweet mama nature never had
All these dirty little boys
That think that the girls were only made for toys
Boys are so immature
They rarely turn to men
But then again all men are dogs, "woof"
All. Men. Are. Dogs
